Gotta love a good sense of humor...

Poster reads:  "MISSING!!! My bike was stolen from my front lawn last week.  It is a one-speed bike with a skull flag and a lighting bolt on it.  The lightning bolt and flag may have been removed.  This bike was a brand new from the store.  NO REWARD.  I don't even want this bike back.  I just wanted to tell you that I hate you bike thief. I hope you ride my bike without a helmet and get hit by a monster truck.  I hope my bike takes you straight to hell." 

Received this in an email from a friend...it cracks me up.  "I hate you bike thief..." is my favorite.  Gives me a good chuckle every time I read it so, thought I'd share.